Pardon me folks, as I sit both sports and politics aside and talk about something that's really important:

Holiday cartoons.

Not just any holiday cartoon, but THE holiday cartoon.  The greatest holiday cartoon of all time even.

Wassup with CBS airing Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer in November?  Back in the day, I was expecting to watch that in like, mid-December...but every year CBS keeps airing it earlier and earlier.  It's not as if CBS has anything else that's interesting to place on tv between now and Christmas.

Look, CBS is only good for two things:  football and Rudolph.  Everything else on that network sucks (CSI lovers, I'm talking to you too).  It's bad enough that they torture us with the NFL Today crew on Sunday mornings, but now they're screwing with Rudolph.  This SHALT not stand.

I didn't even know it was coming on last night.  I mean, who watches a Christmas show on November 30th?  I was too busy doing a paper and writing some other things.  And CBS only airs Rudolph once.  That's garbage.

I mean, I can still WATCH the show...I could either buy it at Walmart or simply download it online, but there's nothing like watching it old school on CBS.  If you watched it as a kid, you know what I mean.  Part of enjoying certain holidays was to wait in anticipation for the holiday cartoon specials.

- Easter:  It's the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown!

- Halloween:  It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! and a Garfield Halloween

- Thanksgiving:  Daffy Duck's Thanks-for-Giving Special, and a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

- Christmas:  Frosty The Snowman, A Charlie Brown Christmas, Twas the Mouse Before Christmas, When the Grinch Stole Christmas, and of course, Rudolph.

Good luck finding any of them on tv anymore.  If CBS or ABC still does, they never announce it.  I've seen the Rudolph-like promo that CBS has done for Christmas, but it never said when Rudolph was coming on.  They keep hyping it as a Christmas tradition, but they never really give it the time and attention it deserves.  It aint right.

Unlike most people, I wasn't surprised to hear about Steve Mariucci's firing after the Lions went out there and laid a complete egg on Thanksgiving.  It was the second straight embarrassment for the Lions on Thanksgiving (the Colts went airbourne on them last year) and it was done in a season where I thought the Lions would eventually win the terrible NFC North.  After that game, you had to wonder how terrible the four teams they had beaten had been this year.

Did Mariucci actually deserve the blame?  He deserves some, but not full blame.  The fact is, it was his responsibility to get those guys ready to play each week.  He failed.  He was to utilize the talent that was given to him and enhance it.  He failed.  We can talk about how good of a coach Mariucci is, and all of that, but the bottom line is, that team is too talented to be in the doldrums that they are.  The axe had to fall on someone, and as long as the Fords allowed Matt Millen to make the decisions, it was going to fall on Mariucci's neck, and not his own.

Maybe Mariucci and Millen stuck with Harrington way too long.  I don't think so, because there were times where Harrington showed he could be a competent quarterback.  Thanksgiving wasn't one of those days, but still, he's showed some promise at times. 

On Monday, Garcia and Bly both called out Harrington and blamed him for Marriucci's firing.  That's unfair to Harrington, because there's definitely more that's wrong with that team other than the passing game.  Where's the running game?  They've never found a suitable replacement to Barry Sanders.  Where's the offensive line?  Harrington's been sacked 22 times so far this season; sacked 36 times last season.  And while Bly has been an All-Pro cornerback, his boys on defense hasn't been carrying their share of the load either.

It seems as if Mariucci's firing actually placed the Lions in more chaos than it helped.  It's one thing for Terrell Owens to blast his team; after all, that's expected of him.  But when Jeff Garcia does it, something is really wrong with that team, and there is little to no respect or confidence for Matt Millen.  Dick Jauron, the interim coach, definitely has his hands full this weekend.

While on their tour of Europe yesterday, Vince McMahon announced a new drug/health policy to take effect "soon".

How soon?  We don't know.  But according to Dave Meltzer of the Wrestling Observer, both the testing and the punishments will be done by an independent arbitor.  All performance-enhancing drugs along with recreational drugs will be banned, along with routine cardio health exams and tests for high drug levels that could indicate addictions.

Considering the problems the WWE has faced over the last month; their transition to the USA Network not going quite as successful as they wanted, the strength of both TNA and UFC providing reasonable competition on Monday night, the injury of Batista, and the failure of Taboo Tuesday for the second straight year, the last thing WWE needed was the death of Eddie Guerrero.  To make things worse, wrestler Nick "Eugene" Dinsmore passed out in a hotel lobby after taking some somas and was taken to the hospital.  The WWE, which is a public trading company now, has their quarterly conference with shareholders coming up in the next few days, so that makes things worse.  Linda McMahon will have a time trying to explain the goings on as well as the financial outlook, as WWE is expected to report a loss for last quarter.

All of these things make the new drug policy a very tender subject, one that will be very difficult to get off of the ground without pissing at least one party off.  The WWE had a drug policy in effect before, in 1991, after Vince was acquitted in the federal steroid trial.  But once the company went into a complete downturn, shortcuts were used, wrestlers figured out how to get around the testing, and the WWE ended up scrapping the plan in 1996.

But the WWE of 1996 is a lot different than the one of 2005.  First, WWE was still privately owned by the McMahon family in 1996.  Now, the WWE is publicly traded, and they are accountable to shareholders.  If times get tough, it's going to be a lot harder to scrap this plan - nearly impossible even - and difficult for McMahon to personally maneuver around in order to keep his depth chart intact.  For example, Batista has a back injury right now, which by all accounts is a torn muscle (OUCH).  By all accounts, not only will Batista be out until his injury is fully healed, but he could be out until the drugs have passed his body.  That could change a 4 month rehab into 7, and three months is a long time in professional wrestling. 

Think this won't hurt the roster?  Here's what Meltzer said about it in a fair and informative essay about the current situation, and he cited what happened in 1992:

Using 1991 as an example, McMahon made a similar announcement to talent in July, after a damaging steroid trial. In November, months after everyone was told to get off steroids, 50% of the wrestlers in the company (and that percentage included both male and female talent) tested positive on the first test. The company policy became that those wrestlers had to show decreasing levels of steroids in future tests or be suspended. That policy was criticized at the time by some leading steroid doctors who stated to us that levels of steroids when it comes to being in tests fluctuate up and down, and levels themselves could increase even upon cessation of usage, but still, there were not a lot of policy violations, although numerous big stars, both in terms of bulk and stature in the industry, quit that year.

Now it was a good thing, and really a smart one, to allow these guys to have time to wean themselves off of the drugs.  While I doubt that wrestling is on a bigger downturn than it was headed in 1991 (Hogan and Warrior eventually left within a year, and several other stars did as well), the fact is that Vince and Linda aren't the only bosses anymore, and they have to answer to stockholders.  Does anyone believe that, in the wake of Eddie Guerrero's death and the media following it, that stockholders will support anything less than no tolerance?  Are they willing to wait another quarter - or even longer in some cases - before Vince says the drug policy is in full effect?

I don't think so.  And I think that upcoming conference won't be a good one for Linda.  Seriously.

If Vince tries to delay the drug policy, it's going to piss off the shareholders, and possibly the media if they stay on the wrestler death beat.  If he doesn't, and he ends up punishing guys who have not been given adequate time to get rid of the drugs out of their system, he's going to suffer from an even-thinner roster as well as locker room morale. 

There are going to be wrestlers, just like in 91, that will lose their jobs over this policy, and I can think of a couple off the top of my head that are prime targets.  But as Meltzer mentions, this is only part of the problem:

The only true cure is this. Promoters can't push people based on physique, and judge talent for jobs based on physique. The public can't be impressed by talent with better physiques in thinking that helps make them bigger stars. The talent itself has to no longer care how their physique looks. All three are impossible in the business as we know it. There is no true cure, only an attempt to do the best possible on all accounts. The fact there is no cure does not mean steps shouldn't be taken to help, and this appears to be a giant step, as compared to two weeks ago.

And we pretty much know that's not going to happen; at least not anytime soon.  While there are a number of fans, particularly on the internet, that go to bat for some of the smaller wrestlers in the company, the bottom line is that size sells, and has been selling ever since Billy Graham was WWWF Champion.  We all like Jushin Liger, but does anyone really believe Sid should job to him?  We like Rey Mysterio, but who would really put the Smackdown title on him rather than Batista?

If you are sane and have any kind of business sense, very few would.

It was one thing to see Tazz beating Bam Bam Bigelow in ECW, but it was a lot different to see him looking like a dwarf in front of Triple H.  And then look at the guys that were specifically got over in wrestling because of their physiques:  Lex Luger, Scott Steiner, Ultimate Warrior, Davey Boy Smith (who McMahon fired for using growth hormone, but was rehired in 95 and became a main eventer), and currently, Chris Masters.  I like the guys that can fly and execute great matches, but the fact is that they are only looked at as midcarders or guys that you can pencil in to give you a great main event match.  They aren't guys that you can headline, at least not with a company as big as WWE.  That's not simply Vince's view; that's the view of the public.
I'll have more on this later this week.

Michelle Malkin was indeed asked whether her husband does any writing in her place at times.  How do I know?  Because I was listening to the interview, on the Brad and Britt Show, on Friday morning while in the car.

I wouldn't call Brad Krantz a "liberal".  First, I'd rather call them "leftists" because the word "liberal" implies they believe in liberty, and they are an offshoot ideologically with the men and women who participated in the American Revolution, which they are neither of these.  Second, Brad is more center that outright left.  But he has his times where he sounds really off kilter, and the Malkin interview was one of those times.  Half of the time he sounded really dumb, and Malkin shot most of his questions out of the water.

I'm surprised she singled that question out tonight, as she tends to ignore most of the personal attacks that come her way, other than to mention them as an example of the vitrol that her critics hurl at her.  I've seen those rumors, but have never paid any attention to them.  However, she did admit that her husband does help her as a research assistant for her books and has helped her with a "handful" of blog posts, among other things.

That's not good.  I'm not saying she should have kept her mouth shut about it, but she should have been more open about this before she was actually questioned about it.  I'm not sure if she mentioned this in any of her books, but did she state her husband helped her with research in the acknowledgements section?  If not, she should have.  I, for one, know that Thomas Sowell does this in every book, as he has a long-time assistant that gets acknowleged on almost every book he's done as of late.  And if her husband even wrote one blog post, it should have been attributed to him personally...not to her. 

By not doing this, she's opened herself up to criticism, regardless of if he was "converted" to conservatism by her or not.  She's right; it's not a right-wing conspiracy, as his political leanings of the past or present are irrelevant.  Her readers - whether it's her columns, books, or blog posts - expect her writings to come from her and her only, unless otherwise noted.  It's just as if her guest bloggers had blogged under her name.  If it's not her work, it shouldn't go under her name.  It's not hard for her to add another pen name; after all, she did it for her guest bloggers this week.

Penning it on marriage has nothing to do with it either.  Is her book authored by Michelle & Jesse Malkin?  No; it says Michelle Malkin.  Did Michelle receive a degree on the basis of that dissertation?  No; Jesse did.  Creators' Syndicate doesn't pay Jesse to write her articles, nor do trade papers expect Michelle to write his op-eds.  I'm not accusing them of doing this, or at least not entirely writing whole pieces of each others' work; I'm simply showing that people are expecting either one or the other, not a tag-team.

Does that take away from Malkin's work?  Only if you subscribe to the idea that she's only getting these ideas from her old man, which is demeaning and offensive (which is what most leftists intend to do anyway. *shrugs*).  But facts are facts, and at the most, this new revelation only means that you were proved wrong by both rather than just one.

I'm sure Brad will talk about this Monday Morning.

It's amazing what kinds of information goes completely under the radar.

From Byron York:

In case you don’t remember, “Boogie to Baghdad” is the phrase that Richard Clarke, when he was the top White House counterterrorism official during the Clinton administration, used to express his fear that if American forces pushed Osama bin Laden too hard at his hideout in Afghanistan, bin Laden might move to Iraq, where he could stay in the protection of Saddam Hussein.

Clarke’s opinion was based on intelligence indicating a number of contacts between al Qaeda and Iraq, including word that Saddam had offered bin Laden safe haven.

It’s all laid out in the Sept. 11 commission report. “Boogie to Baghdad” is on Page 134.

Amazing, ain't it?  I wonder why this wasn't mentioned by the Washington Post?  Did Bob Woodward tell Walter Pincus not to report this too?

Oh, and about that "safe haven" thing that York brings up (via CNN from 1999):

Iraqi President Saddam Hussein has offered asylum to bin Laden, who openly supports Iraq against the Western powers.

Do you know how many YEARS now I've been hearing leftists on television, radio, and the internet claim until they're blue in the face (no pun INITIALLY intended, but since it's there, I'll take it) that there has never been a connection between Saddam Hussein and Al Qaeda, even going to the extreme of saying the two were sworn enemies? 

Why has CNN never recalled reporting these things when the Saddam and terrorism issue pops up?  And they aren't the only ones to report this, as the London Observer, The Herald UK, National Public Radio, and Newsweek.  If it wasn't for conservative voices like National Review, the Weekly Standard, and the logical side of the blogosphere, information like this would stay hidden from political discourse.

Just when I thought things were getting a little boring:

A 2-year-old profanity-laced recording that denigrates women and minorities surfaced on the Web on Tuesday, putting the University of Miami's athletic department on the defensive about its image.

Miami's carefully cultivated image as a school well-past the days that earned it the reputation as a program lacking institutional control may have taken a blow when the rap song, which sources told ESPN.com includes the voices of several football players, surfaced on the Internet.

A group calling itself the 7th Floor Crew -- the name reportedly comes from the seventh floor of the Mahoney Residential College, campus housing at Miami -- made a recording referencing multiple acts of group sex, derogatory terms for women and minorities and dozens of curse words that lasts approximately 9 minutes. School officials say the song was recorded two years ago, but that seems to offer little solace.

Ha.  What's ironic about this story is that most people wouldn't even know the track existed, but now they do, thanks to ESPN.  If the Hurricanes' Athletic Department is on the defensive, it has no one to thank but ESPN.

Don't believe me?  I ran a news check on both Yahoo and Google, and there were only two places where this was being reported:  ESPN.com and the website Deadspin.com, who were the ones who outed a current University of Miami football player as one of the "artists" on the track (I won't bother saying his name, not because I want to protect him, but because I think he's going to get enough attention this morning). 

Notice; the song is two years old.  But how is it becoming a story now?

One word:  snitch.

If it would have resulted in a boost like Wizbang got, I definitely should have.

'tis not fair.

Sorry, but I didn't find it that interesting.  Chicks having sex in a bathroom?  Ehh...if I wanted to see that, I'd simply buy some porn. *shrugs*  And I don't think lesbians are a turn-on anyway.  The only funny thing about that story is the fact that some broad got stomped for sticking her nose in that situation.

Yeah...I'm a prude.  And I'm comfortable with that.

- I guess I can talk about my Panthers now.  In the last three weeks, they've blown out the Sex Boaters, the Bucs, and the Jets.  Not bad at all, considering they scored over 30 points on all three.  But the real difference is that Julius Peppers decided to show up around Week 7.  As noted on ESPN's Power Rankings, Peppers has had 5.5 sacks in the last four games.  Before than?  0.

- Are the Panthers #1 in the NFC now?  Nope.  The Seahawks are.  I'm still anticipating the Atlanta encounter on December 4th.  Then we'll see where they stand from there.  The Seahawks have a big game against the Giants on Thanksgiving Weekend, which will be pivotal in who gets a bye in the playoffs (I think both teams will make it).

- Hey Farve; thanks for showing up on Sunday.  The Panthers appreciate it.  For real.

- Hey Vick; thanks for those three fumbles on Sunday.  While you're at it, thank that defense for giving up 33 points to the last place team in the worst division in the league. 

The Panthers appreciate it.  For real.

- This just in:  Brooks Bollinger just threw another interception.  In his sleep.  Amazing.

- Eagles fans, look on the bright side:  the NBA season is just starting, and the Sixers are looking pretty good right now.  And if that don't help you, there's always hockey.

- The Bears are 6-3.  Good, because it was looking as if the winner of the NFC North would have an 8-8 record for a minute.  However, you can't blame folks for questioning the Bears' legitimacy when the best team they've played is 4-5 (Detroit). 

They have Carolina and Tampa Bay in back-to-back games starting Sunday.  Good luck.

 - While I had on the Panthers game against the Jets, I was watching Tampa Bay/Washington.  Great game, one that Washington had no business losing.  Offsides on an extra point?  C'mon guys.  And that offense looked as if they had cashed it in during the last half of the 4th quarter.

1967-2005.



Former WWE Champion Eddie Guerrero was found dead Sunday morning in his hotel room. 

According to Dave Meltzer, his nephew Chavo Guerrero called up to his room to see if he was up yet, and when he didn't get an answer, he got security to open the door.  Guerrero was unconscious in the bathroom with a toothbrush in his mouth.  It is believed that he suffered a heart attack while brushing his teeth, however, they have not disclosed his autopsy yet.

There have been several times I have questioned why I am a wrestling fan, but watching a Guerrero match will always refresh your memory.  Eddie came through with a handful of guys (Dean Malenko, Chris Benoit, Rey Mysterio, Psychosis, Juventud Guerrera) that revolutionized the sport in so many ways.  When they came on the scene in WCW, we were watching a new era for wrestling.

When Guerrero became WWE Champion, he was the smallest man to ever hold that title.  He wrestled around 220 llbs, and is less than six feet tall.  However, his athleticism and charisma was second to none.  Nobody questioned whether he should be champion, and he would move on to main event Wrestlemania 20 and defeat Olympic wrestling gold medalist Kurt Angle in a great match.  They closed the show with Guerrero and newly crowned World Heavyweight Champion Chris Benoit together in the ring.

As Guerrero noted after winning the WWE title, he had his demons.  He had been a heavy drinker and druggie for a long time, climaxing into a near-fatal car crash, being fired from WWE, and a divorce with his wife, Vicki.   Malenko, Benoit, and others talked to Jim Ross about placing Eddie in rehab, and they did.  Eddie cleaned up his act, left the booze and drugs alone, and was living a clean life.  On Meltzer's show last night, he noted that Guerrero had just passed his 4-year sobriety anniversary a few days ago.  He had also bought a house for his family, in which he got back with his wife, Vicki.  Eddie was one of the few who was very open about his problems, which was featured on a UPN special last year and also put on a special DVD.

This is a sad time for wrestling fans, as we lost a giant inside and outside of the ring.

UPDATE:  Kevin Aylward has a great writeup at Wizbang.

I haven't said much about the Eagles/Terrell Owens controversy, mainly because I had said enough here and nothing's really changed since then (other than the fact that Hugh Douglas got his ass whupped, and probably deserved it for sticking his nose into another man's business, especially when he isn't even on the roster now).

Now, T.O.'s days with the Eagles are pretty much over, as it seems Reid and Laurie have had enough of his antics and have decided to put him on the shelf.  They used a new character suspension rule that lasts up to four games, then they will deactivate him for the rest of the season.

There's one problem with that tho:  they can't do that.  Or at the very least, they shouldn't be allowed to.

I agree with Gene Upshaw and the NFL Players' Union, at least to an extent.  You can't impose a suspension just so you can go without paying him.  If you don't want him on your team anymore, cut him and let him go to a team that wants him.  If you're not going to do that, then you need to finish paying him for the rest of the season.  It's as simple as that.  There's a contract, and you need to pay him in accordance to that contract.

No matter how people feel about Owen's conduct, the Eagles have no right from preventing him from making money, or continuing to conduct business.  Football is his business.  By keeping Owens from playing, Rosenhaus (Owen's agent) can't start negotiating to play for other teams.  The union is calling for the Eagles to cut Owens immediately; but I say they could change him to deactivation status and pay him his full salary for the rest of the year, just like the Tampa Bay Bucs did to Keyshawn Johnson.  But they can't suspend him, and THEN deactivate him, because Owens is entitled to get paid according to his contract.  And that's reasonable considering these minor offenses.

After all, Owens wasn't accused of murder.  He didn't rape some white chick.  He didn't beat his wife.  He didn't get convicted of selling drugs.  All he did was do what he always has done, and that's be a pain in the ass.  That's what Owens did before he went to the Eagles, and it didn't take Nostradamus to prophetize that he was going to eventually do it with the Eagles.  That doesn't mean the Eagles have a legitimate reason to not pay the man.  They got themselves into this situation as much as Owens did.  Call the season a loss, pay him, and be done with it.