Aiight, there was a bet on the NCAA Title game.
So, Easley goes all out. He puts up barbecue, of course. But check this out...he gets Western AND Eastern NC style. From the west, he gets the classic Lexington BBQ, and then would get some eastern style from The Barbecue Joint in Chapel Hill. That's two different pounds of barbecue, AND he adds some cole slaw, hushpuppies, and a six-pack of Cheerwine.
And what does Blago bet in return?
A goddamned pizza...from Champaign. And a two liter of Orange Crush. WTF?
And I bet that fool was all hyped after Carolina won. Probably running around like, "yeah I'mma get me some PIZZAAAAA"
One of his aides probably said, "But sir, we can get pizza two blocks down the street. You could have had that shit delivered in half an hour, or it was free."
I mean, THIS motherfucker. How you gonna get got by a dork like Blago?
At least Obama and Durbin had to come out of the pocket for Dole and Burr. They get some Eli's cheesecake and D'Arcy's horseshoe sandwiches out of the deal. Easley ain't get shit but some tired pizza and some soda that he could have gotten in the drink machines in the lobby. The pizza will be cold and the soda will be warm by the time it gets there. At least you can reheat barbecue with no problem.
He should be impeached for this incident.