You see, a stupid politician came up with a stupid idea to ban lapdances, probably because he couldn't get one if his life depended on it. Hence, that stupid politician decided to add it as a stupid amendment, which made it a stupid bill. Considering no state or local politician wants to raise the ire of the stupid bible thumpers, they didn't make a noise about it, and they passed the stupid bill. The governor signed it, which isn't surprising, because I haven't seen one of those that weren't stupid to begin with.
So the heathens (aka the strip club owners) take it to court in front of a stupid judge. And what does this rocket scientist rule? That the stupid bill is unconstitutional on the stupid premise that lap dances are protected free speech, and thus, is "lawful expressive conduct".
Yeah. Lap dances. Free speech.
So the heathens (aka the strip club owners) take it to court in front of a stupid judge. And what does this rocket scientist rule? That the stupid bill is unconstitutional on the stupid premise that lap dances are protected free speech, and thus, is "lawful expressive conduct".
Yeah. Lap dances. Free speech.
All of a sudden, lap dances are given more protections in this country than, say, political speech (if this decision is allowed to stand, which I doubt). All due to some stupid politician coming up with a stupid law that a stupid judge didn't like who came up with some stupid, half-assed reason to strike down this stupid law.
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
In closing, here's a warning to the stupid state and local politicians that are thinking of another stupid idea; say, banning holding hands in public: you're liable to make the situation worse than what it is, because there are stupid judges that are willing to come up with anything to strike down your stupid law. And they are absolutely clueless to the stupid legal precedent they are setting.
After all, if lap dances are now protected speech, I should be able to have a lap dance in public, correct? I should be able to pick a street corner, sit in a chair, and have ole girl just drop it like it's hot right in front of me. I bet that would REALLY get the stiff shirts hot and bothered.
Of course, if politicians simply tended to their own personal lives, and stopped trying to act like the morality police, I wouldn't have to do it in public to begin with.
Now if you excuse me, I gotta run. I gotta help Shawdy down at Strokers exercise her free speech. I only wish she'd exercise it for free, but as Kelly Strong would say, "Freedom isn't Free".
Of course, if politicians simply tended to their own personal lives, and stopped trying to act like the morality police, I wouldn't have to do it in public to begin with.
Now if you excuse me, I gotta run. I gotta help Shawdy down at Strokers exercise her free speech. I only wish she'd exercise it for free, but as Kelly Strong would say, "Freedom isn't Free".
(Before you get your panties in a bunch bible thumpers, I was just kidding. I'm not going to tonight; maybe later this week.)
